How does your garden grow?

I just received what has to be the most bizarre press release ever. It’s either totally genuine and totally naive or a really good anti-gun spoof, can’t quite decide:

“Since early eighteenth century the shotgun has been used for hunting and in warfare. Countless deer, rabbits and birds has been killed, and Countless soldiers, from the trenches of Verdun to Bagdad have experienced the deadly blast of led shots. No more.


My name is Per Cromwell. I’m a designer/inventor at ST-labs.
Today we’re launching a product I worked REALLY hard with for a long time: “Flower Shell” a shotgun shell loaded with flower seeds instead of deadly led.

  • Transform any 12 gauge shotgun to a life giver instead of a life taker.
  • Make gardening more FUN!
  • Comes with 12 different seeds. (Columbine, Cornflower, Daisy, Poppy, Sunflower, Peony, meadow flowers and more)
  • Each shell is hand made with love.
  • The amount of gunpowder has been reduced and adjusted to fit the different seeds.
  • More info on

    If you want more information, piuctures or anything, don’t hesitate to ask me.
    This is my dream project.

    Best wishes from a foggy autumn Sweden.
    ST Per Cromwell”

    Author: bob投注平台

    Award-winning freelance science writer, author of Deceived Wisdom. Sharp-shooting photographer and wannabe rockstar.